land of heat and clockwork

land of heat and clockwork

Your name is DAVE STRIDER. You are 16 years old and you live alone in an apartment in HOUSTON, TEXAS. You have a variety of INTERESTS which include SICK BEATS, IRONY, and HANGING OUT. You're still currently recovering from CASUAL ALCOHOLISM and ANOREXIA.

A while ago, you and three friends played a GAME that almost ruined your life. You successfully beat it and saved your world from sure DESTRUCTION.

You are the KNIGHT OF TIME, and you have just recently rediscovered your ability to TIME TRAVEL.

your chumhandle is sacrosanctAcronical

Index past ask random theme about

22.45pm
9/29/12
2 ۵

ooc

ectobiologamer:

I’m about to play Slender for the first time.

I’m going to livestream if anyone at all wants to watch me piss my pants or w/e.

just uh reblog this so I know people are actually interested.

11.16am
9/25/12
3 ۵

ectobiologamer:

i left the server last night before dave actually went in his house.

i wonder if he ever realized i flooded his entire second floor and half his first…

actually i did

i left it that way

when the fuck did you even go in my house

after the pigs thing i kept a close eye on your shenanigans

11.47am
9/14/12
28 ۵

lalondeyouaredrunk:

timelordsturntables:

get your sweet tits over onto pesterchum or something

youre going to be amazed

blown away

this comic is the epitome of comedic awesome

a brightly shining gem hovering unscathed above a steaming pile of shit that are other webcomics

sweet bro and hella jeff

its more than a fucking webcomic

its a revolution

u kno

its rlly early

we should do this wen im actually up and not still laying in bed like a lazy assholes

and im on pchum

no you should probably be laying down for this

otherwise youre gonna fall off your chair

cause this shit is just that awesome

(Source: ectobiologamer)

11.43am
9/14/12
28 ۵

lalondeyouaredrunk:

timelordsturntables:

prepare your anus cause shits about to get real

i rlly dont want to prepare my anus for anything thnx

get your sweet tits over onto pesterchum or something

youre going to be amazed

blown away

this comic is the epitome of comedic awesome

a brightly shining gem hovering unscathed above a steaming pile of shit that are other webcomics

sweet bro and hella jeff

its more than a fucking webcomic

its a revolution

(Source: ectobiologamer)

11.40am
9/14/12
28 ۵

lalondeyouaredrunk:

ectobiologamer:

plus, i think i’ve watched lotr plenty enough.

…yes.

oh my god. go talk to dave. i can’t believe he’s never forced it down your throat. he’s actually a decent artist, but it’s this ironically bad comic series that he draws. it’s really, really terrible and not funny at all, but he loves it and for some reason a bunch of idiots online do too.

nope
not enough

john no

but isnt he sleeping?? or in school??? or something idek
well u see now he probably is going to shove it down my thoart since were tlking about this via tumblr and hell b able to see and hell be all like “whoa what” or something idk
im sure it cant be tht bad

prepare your anus cause shits about to get real

11.38am
9/14/12
2 ۵

ectobiologamer:

oh, dave. i got really bored and i found a double chest full of blue wool i had stockpiled in an old mine i forgot about months ago.

i made a tardis house for you with it.

i uh couldn’t take any screenshots though because i went to explore and it started storming and wool is really flammable and it was the tallest thing around…

so there’s that.

you built a tardis

and then watched it burn

why the fuck would you tell me that you sadistic piece of piss

11.38am
9/14/12
14021 ۵

thehawklegacy:

vermidian:

thirtyminuteboyfriend:

Captain Martin Crieff, who died in 1941. Is that Captain Jack ?

An this man with the Beatles looks like Matt Smith.

Okay, I’ve seen the Matt Smith one before but holy mother of God, that really does look like John Barrowman.

Actual Reality Doctor Who